I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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