WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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