I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
