I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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