All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
either way he was missing a nipple.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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