I love black thongs
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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