I just cut my nipple shaving
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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