I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
