Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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