Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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go home
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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