Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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