btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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