the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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