With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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