Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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