The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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