she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
