Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Porn is love you can see.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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