Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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