If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
