he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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