You're completely useless in the revolution.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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