ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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