This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You have to summon your inner elephant
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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