Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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