There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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