don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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