Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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