how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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