Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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