I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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