hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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