Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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