i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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