This is not my ceiling
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
