Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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