yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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