have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You can't just leave with hair like that
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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