he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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