At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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