i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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