How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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