Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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