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oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(313): oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing http://tfl.nu/2oov

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(315): View more from New York

You smell like a Billy Joel song

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(315): You smell like a Billy Joel song http://tfl.nu/8lk7

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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.

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(518): I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly. http://tfl.nu/462q

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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.

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(812): My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too. http://tfl.nu/4mju

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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other

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(857): other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other http://tfl.nu/ii3b

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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.

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(907): She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone. http://tfl.nu/lil1

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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.

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(484): The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread. http://tfl.nu/tsab

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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am

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(716): I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am http://tfl.nu/oz9f

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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece

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(713): I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece http://tfl.nu/wzfc

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(256): View more from Alabama

She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.

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(256): She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks. http://tfl.nu/9wib

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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.

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(773): Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh. http://tfl.nu/c68d

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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.

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(603): Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it. http://tfl.nu/oyn2

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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive

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(256): Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive http://tfl.nu/bi4t

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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !

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(+91): I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' ! http://tfl.nu/au1d

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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"

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(425): I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing" http://tfl.nu/ogw7

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