I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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