You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions