Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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