jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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