Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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