Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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