Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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