i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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