christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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