Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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