And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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