it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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