It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Someone came in the potted fern
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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