Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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