If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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