I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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